Stupidity Tax

I've been paying my stupidity tax[Coloquial term meaning: Lottery.] for some years now and have yet to see any return on my investment. OK, I'm sure there's a lot of good causes benefiting from my gambling - such as the Al-Zakarwi Jihad Brigade of East Croydon[Fictional] or some other dubious, random organisations and the Government seems to use the Lottery Funding as an excuse to get out of funding things it should be doing.

Time for a change I think, take my gambing to the next level...

I've been contemplating taking a quid or two down the old turf accountants every Saturday instead. Seems like more fun, better odds - even though I know nothing about 'Os racing.

But that all seems like too much of a gamble too and I rarely surface on a Saturday and can't be bothered hanging around smoke filled bookies with the Tramp-agne [cider] quaffing locals, checking the form.

So I now have a cunning alternative - stock and share investment! Watch this space...