What’s wrong with me?
I seem to be suffering from very fluctuating weight. I only know this as the bathroom in my flat comes complete with scales. I can gain or lose half a stone within twenty four hours – but only the same half a stone.
This seems like insanity – I don’t eat, drink or [sorry for the mental image] excrete that much in a day? What’s going on?
My body must be fuct – one of my eye lids has decided to swell up too, great.
I think it’s time to put an end to the evil weed and alcohol, learn to meditate, exercise more, eat more healthily and grow old gracefully.
Still we’re getting the painters in – our kitchen is finally being redecorated by our more than useless landlords, the flat is getting painted and generally tarted up. Maybe with a new look I can get a fresh start in my general lifestyle too as well as my immediate environment. Hopefully the boiler is getting fixed too – it decided on Saturday that we really didn’t need heating and hot water and it would be much more fun to start an outdoor sauna in the street.
Unfortunately my Ozzie flat mate G is moving out, she’s off traveling for a couple of months then buggering off back to Sydney. I’ll be sad to see her go – even though she does have a strange habit of trying to tweak my nipples at every opportunity she’s down to earth and a good laugh. It’ll be strange having someone else move into the flat – still I might go and get her somewhat larger room.
Strangely my horoscope (I’m a Scorpio): taken from the Daily Mail website – [I don’t really read the paper anymore] said the following:
This week
If you've been feeling under par, or if your work has started to pall, you'll be pleased to hear that from Tuesday onwards fresh energies are on their way to charge you with a new surge of enthusiasm and well-being. Where property, home and domestic matters are concerned, improvements get the thumb-up at the weekend.
Freaky – not that I believe that 1/12 th of the population can have the same things happening to them simultaneously, though I sometimes read my horoscope for the laugh. Strangely though - I was feeling somewhat down on Monday (for no apparent reason), the work bit is bang on, the home improvements is bang on – let’s hope I find these “Fresh Energies”.
This seems like insanity – I don’t eat, drink or [sorry for the mental image] excrete that much in a day? What’s going on?
My body must be fuct – one of my eye lids has decided to swell up too, great.
I think it’s time to put an end to the evil weed and alcohol, learn to meditate, exercise more, eat more healthily and grow old gracefully.
Still we’re getting the painters in – our kitchen is finally being redecorated by our more than useless landlords, the flat is getting painted and generally tarted up. Maybe with a new look I can get a fresh start in my general lifestyle too as well as my immediate environment. Hopefully the boiler is getting fixed too – it decided on Saturday that we really didn’t need heating and hot water and it would be much more fun to start an outdoor sauna in the street.
Unfortunately my Ozzie flat mate G is moving out, she’s off traveling for a couple of months then buggering off back to Sydney. I’ll be sad to see her go – even though she does have a strange habit of trying to tweak my nipples at every opportunity she’s down to earth and a good laugh. It’ll be strange having someone else move into the flat – still I might go and get her somewhat larger room.
Strangely my horoscope (I’m a Scorpio): taken from the Daily Mail website – [I don’t really read the paper anymore] said the following:
This week
If you've been feeling under par, or if your work has started to pall, you'll be pleased to hear that from Tuesday onwards fresh energies are on their way to charge you with a new surge of enthusiasm and well-being. Where property, home and domestic matters are concerned, improvements get the thumb-up at the weekend.
Freaky – not that I believe that 1/12 th of the population can have the same things happening to them simultaneously, though I sometimes read my horoscope for the laugh. Strangely though - I was feeling somewhat down on Monday (for no apparent reason), the work bit is bang on, the home improvements is bang on – let’s hope I find these “Fresh Energies”.
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